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Samuel L. Jackson's new mile-high thriller Snakes On A Plane has created such a buzz among internet film fans, movie bosses have called for re-shoots - to give the film a tougher rating. The film, which stars Jackson as an FBI agent trying to keep a federal witness alive onboard a plane full of snakes, wrapped last September - but went back before the cameras earlier this month for five days of additional shooting. Film bosses at distributor New Line Cinema opted to add new scenes to the film to take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory, according to industry magazine The Hollywood Reporter. They claim the second round of filming became necessary after intense and growing fan interest in the film, which is scheduled to be released this summer. Among the reported additions to the film is a foul-mouthed rant from Jackson in which his agent character bellows, "I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!" The line is expected to take on cult status. The film-makers have reportedly added more gore, more deaths, more nudity and more snakes to the finished product.


Blogger Gene said...

I especially like the line "The line is expected to take on cult status."

This line would take on cult status in the poem that you write.

12:01 PM  
Blogger Gene said...

I'm still okay with this post.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

i enjoyed the cult status line

i wish i were samuel l. jackson

i'd go around saying, 'i want these motherfucking hamsters off my motherfucking go-kart!'

1:51 PM  
Blogger Maya said...

that is a funny article
I would write that poem, but I am not much of a poet

5:01 PM  
Blogger nic chiarella said...

This is Snakes on a Plane? Motherfucker!
It’s too bad Mattie JT Stepanek
had to go and die. Thank Jimmy Carter’s

garters that Samuel L. Jackson never
got that shit, whatever, makes nerves manic
like they’re snakes on a plane. Motherfucker

couldn’t shoot motherfuckers from a chair,
look bad-ass appropo, or raise panics
with tubes in his throat. Think Jimmy Carter

wants to watch that sickly shit? Your mother
can quit crying now, Mattie Stepanek.
This is Snakes on a Plane, motherfucker:

Samuel L. Jackson’s the king of summer.
You really think that this flick’s satanic?
You ought to go die. Thank Jimmy Carter

for Middle East peace, you motherfuckers.
I’ve been so inspired by Stepanek
to see Snakes on a Plane. Motherfucker
had to go and die!
Jimmy Carter

7:33 PM  

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