i'm going to write a poem about bears and hamsters
a bear punches a hamster in its face
the hamster flys backwards twenty feet
and knocks down five barrels
the hamster stands up
the hamster flying jump kicks the bear in the face
the bear flips ten times and lands on a speedboat
the bear operates the speedboat and goes to alaska, taking the indian-passage route
the hamster flies to alaska before the bear gets there and kills alaska
when the bear gets to alaska there is no alaska and the bear falls into a hole
the hamster adds this accomplishment to its resume
the hamster flys backwards twenty feet
and knocks down five barrels
the hamster stands up
the hamster flying jump kicks the bear in the face
the bear flips ten times and lands on a speedboat
the bear operates the speedboat and goes to alaska, taking the indian-passage route
the hamster flies to alaska before the bear gets there and kills alaska
when the bear gets to alaska there is no alaska and the bear falls into a hole
the hamster adds this accomplishment to its resume
posted by Tao Lin at 10:06 PM
6 Comments:
i made a list
I have a hat from alaska with a bear on it. Also, a shirt with two humping bears. Also, things.
also, i have a friend who is a bear.
you are a bear
you are a parade.
I once fell into a hole that was not Alaska.
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