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bear parade is slow

i am reading submissions. i haven't replied to a few that were sent almost a month ago. i am sorry.

i am looking for a new book to work on.

this book must have at least ten poems or stories and be about something that i haven't thought of before. it also must be entertaining and somewhat violent. also, it should have non-sexual sex, and have fish in it somehow. the book must be at least 20% about fish.

please. i know i have rejected everyone, and made myself unlikable. please send me a book that is fit for bear parade, forgiveness. i will pay you in alcohol and books and whatever else. i have a collection of hats, you can have any of them.

email for a list of hats.