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i'm going to write a poem about bears and hamsters

a bear punches a hamster in its face

the hamster flys backwards twenty feet

and knocks down five barrels

the hamster stands up

the hamster flying jump kicks the bear in the face

the bear flips ten times and lands on a speedboat

the bear operates the speedboat and goes to alaska, taking the indian-passage route

the hamster flies to alaska before the bear gets there and kills alaska

when the bear gets to alaska there is no alaska and the bear falls into a hole

the hamster adds this accomplishment to its resume