Gene: i am still working on the book
i want to finish
me: i want you to finish
whenever you finish
i will link
Gene: it will be soon
i have what i want it to look like
me: people will read
more excitement in the world
Gene: i need to do pushcart
i don't have time
me: want me to do it?
does it require postal mail
Gene: yes
me: i can do it
did you pick which ones
i just bought stamps
Gene: they are all good
me: you have a wife, i should do it
Gene: http://www.pushcartprize.com/nominate.htm [http://www.pushcartprize.com/nominate.htm]
me: should i just pick the ones they said in the comment section
Gene: yes
i like those
me: okay i will do this tomorrow
Gene: good
thank you
me: you're welcome
teamwork
Gene: they have to be there by december 1st
but you live in new york
so it shouldn't take long
me: is it postmark date
Gene: it doesn't say
me: probably is
Gene: there is no entry fee though
i like pushcart
they take everything from everywhere
me: i dont know who reads it though
rick moody maybe
Gene: he likes us
me: we rejeceted him
Gene: he wants to be "in" with us
me: he's writing a bear parade book now, agonizing
studying ofelia hunt's sentences
Gene: he will be jealous of daniel
me: he will punch his computer screen
then apply for another NEA grant
Gene: next year i am going to ask the houston endowment for the arts for $5,000
for bear parade
get mad city bills
i am going to be jobless
jobless asshole
me: i like jobless asshole more than jobless bitch
Gene: bitches are mean with purpose
assholes are mean by birth
me: that sounds like tagline for movie starring samuel l jackson
or adam sandler
or someone else
Gene: "Snakes on a Wedding Asshole"
starring adam sandler and samuel jackson
as gay men
who fight snakes
at a wedding
me: that sounds good
i shoudl email miranda july that
Gene: she could get it green lighted
hollywood wants her to make that movie
me: it woudl end up starring ben stiller and chris tucker
snakes on a wedding asshole
i'm laughing
elimae shoudl accept that sentence
Gene: i will email them
me: i'm going to post this gmail chat on bear parade blog, to show the pushcart process
Gene: mcsweeneys will like the plot synopsis
we take prizes serious
serious winnings
equal serious credibility
me: if we win we can put a jpeg of winner of pushcart prize over whoever won it
over their book
covering the text
Gene: i can do that easily
it's like three lines of code
me: prepare the code
so we can do it immediately
Gene: i will have it on standby
for eight months
me: ben lerner's book would have won bear parade something
Gene: we would be the first winner of the web nobel
Nobel Prize for Best Website 2008
me: Nobel Web Prize
al gore would present to us
bear parade is against global warming
Gene: We could have a high-resolution animated nobel gif on our site
me: we focus on animals more than humans
a spinning nobel prize icon that covers the entire sceren
Gene: a flash intro page
me: sponsorship from american airlines
bear parade flies american airlines
Gene: bear parade is so close to corporate sponsorship
me: is it alright if i post the chat, did we say anything incriminating
american airlines is discussing it, viewing the website on powerpoint screen
i'm going to poop
Gene: okay
post it
rick moody will like it
me: more exposure for him
Gene: rick moody could do our television commercials
authors don't do tv anymore
unless they're on oprah
me: wikiepdia, "He received a Master of Fine Arts degree from Columbia University in 1986; nearly two decades later he would criticize the program in an essay in The Atlantic Monthly.[1] Soon after finishing his thesis, he checked himself into a mental hospital for alcoholism.[2] Once sober and while working for Farrar, Straus and Giroux, he wrote his first novel, Garden State, about young people growing up in the industrial wasteland of northern New Jersey, where he was living at the time."
i want to read garden state
Gene: i saw george saunders a few weeks ago
i need to read more rick moody
me: george saunders read my books i think
i liked the ice storm i think
Gene: he seems really nice
i liked listening to him talk
me: i'm going to post the process
then begin working on things
Gene: good
i need to do my spanish homework